See, last year I discovered Archie's. A bloody mazing. I lived in them, the jandals (mint) and the slides (coral) which I then used as the key colours when I picked the rest of my summer wardrobe. Damn I loved those slides.
So did Jasper. That's why he ate one. The front bit, primarily, although when he extruded it on the lawn it was hard to tell.
Gutted and in despair I thought I would never walk in unparalleled comfort again - until I bought another pair. Which I now have.
But they're blue, and they don't match my wardrobe!
There's only one thing for it....
.... or maybe I'll buy some more clothes instead.
Love you Archie's. You laugh. That's what I want in my footwear. That and arch support that means I can wear them all summer long, walking 6km round trips to the beach while two big rubber eating dogs drag me along the grass verges at breakneck speed.
What other slide can manage that?